And no, I’m not talking about vibrators, penis pumps, fleshjacks or other toys…I’m not even talking about Viagra or Cialis, I’m talking about something all guys like whether they’re a top, bottom or vers…fast cars.

Check this out!  It’s a Mercedes Benz owned by an Abu Dhabi  – oil billionaire.

The car features the newly  developed V10 quad turbo with 1,600  horsepower and will go from 0 to 60 mph in less than 2 seconds, yet is a “green” car as it runs on biofuel.

But wait, that’s not all.  The car is NOT stainless steel, it’s WHITE GOLD!   Think of the cock and ass you could get in a car like that!!!

Want to know about condoms and which ones are the best? You may want to read the post on the wrappers at Consumer Report Blog!

According to the post:

Seven of the 20 models we tested earned a perfect score, indicating they were not only stronger and more reliable than most, but also had no leaks or flaws in their packaging. Those top seven include one Durex, two Lifestyles, and four Trojan models (Ratings available to subscribers). Alas, one of the more playful condoms we tested, the Night Light glow-in-the-dark model, didn’t fare as well, earning our lowest score for strength and exceeding the allowable number of samples with holes. But it did live up to its name on the glow front.

Read more here!

OK, so we have sites from A to Z on the internet that cover every subject in between.  The blogging world is a boom with everybody, along with their brother contributing to their own or someone else’s blog.  Well, we sure can’t leave gay porn out of the picture now can we?  Of course there are several “blogs” about gay porn…and stuff related to, which, is what you’re reading right now, but…there’s a site which seems to stir the pot so to speak and simply loves to dish it out about the gay porn industry and all its goings on!

From Gay Porn Truth:

Oh, the hypocrisy. Falcon “Classic Bareback” movies, compiled into convenient compilation form, on sale now! I guess what escapes them is that if there was ever a time when we’d actually see a seroconversion take place on screen, these films were made during that time.

So, when you need to give your arm (and cock) a break from the routine of gay porn, why not stay abreast of all the juicy gossip…and other juice that goes along with gay porn by checking out Gay Porn Truth.  That way, when you’re out to lunch with your friends, much like the vid clip below, you’ll be the star of the day filling your friends up with all the latest news and gossip from the gay porn world…too bad they don’t have this a Jeopardy category eh?

Oh, and if you want to see what’s abuzz at Falcon, check out the video and click here to visit the Falcon site directly!

So, you’re in the produce section at the super market mulling over the cucumbers and lettuce when this really hot guy catches your eye…and in turn you catch his.  You both smile, a gentle nod, then the approach.  After a couple minutes of small talk, you can feel your cock starting to grow as you become enchanted with the thought of ripping each other’s clothes off and fucking like rabbits (after all you’re in the produce section).

Then it hits you…”Oh, no!  Am I fresh?”, You ponder quickly as your loins heat with the passion that’s building.  Well, if you’re 10 out of 10 men, the answer is no, so what’s the solution?  Why Fresh Balls of course.  The best way to keep the boys cool and dry for those unanticipated moments of heat.  So don’t let your man (or trick) down when they want to go down, get Fresh Balls today and keep cool, even in the heat of the moment!

Yes, this if funny, but the funniest part? It’s for real! So, the next time you’re out and about and want that oh so fresh feeling, perhaps you should try Fresh Balls?

• For more information, CLICK HERE to visit the Fresh Balls site!

According to a post on gayagenda.com:

According to various reports, Martin Ssempa, the Ugandan evangelical preacher, has been using gay porn to help gather support for his campaign in favor of the country’s proposed anti-homosexual laws

Ssempa had a special “screening” attended by 300 people at his church in Kampala, the capital. The screening was held after a scheduled march in Kampala in support of the anti-gay laws was not allowed to happen, which according to Ssempa was due to “security concerns”.

One source states images he showed included one person “eating another man’s penis.”

Well, we here at RocketTube would like to remind Martin Ssempa that with his increased interest in gay porn, he’s welcome to explore his homosexual tendencies in the privacy of his own home, right here! We have all the gay porn showing thousands of men eating another man’s penis and all the other great gay sex you could ever need. Enjoy your visit Mr. Ssempa and perhaps you’ll find the video from gaygansta.com, featured below, as “useful”.

OK, we’ve all seen some pretty crazy, funny and yes, silly stuff on the net, but when I ran across this, it made me laugh…and in an odd way, I don’t think my childhood memories will ever be the same.   Yup, that’s right, looks like Fred and Barney weren’t the only comic couple havin’ a gay ole’ time.  Maybe their futuristic counterparts, the Jetson’s were getting some good man on man action too.  Perhaps George finally got that raise he wanted from Mr. Spacely…or maybe George gave Mr. Spacely a raise?  Either way, for a funny gay ole time…check out Gay Sex Comics!

And when you’re ready to come back to reality….check out the clip below from Next Door Buddies and get your raise today!

Playgirl had taken their full-frontal publication to fully on-line status after the print issues weren’t selling as hot as the men inside the cover, but it looks like the attraction to Levi Johnston (Sarah Palin’s daughter’s baby daddy) has stirred enough interest that they’ve printed out an issue and it’s ready to hit the stands on Feb. 22.

It looks like the issue will be offering some photos of the hockey boy’s moose meat that haven’t been previously released, so if you’re a collector of all things gay, then this is an issue you may want to pick up.

Find out more at playgirl.com!

In the meantime…check out some of the hot playgirl vids like the one below right here at RocketTube!

From FloriDUH:

A group of porn actors who arrived on the arm of entertainer Connie Francis on Friday to help Fort Lauderdale promote an upcoming beach party were not hired for the occasion by the city, Mayor Jack Seiler said.

Connie Francis, Star of the 1960's hit "Where the Boys Are" Coping a Feel of Matthew Rush's Bicep!

Connie Francis, star of the movie “Where The Boys Are,” appears on Fort Lauderdale Beach to mark the 50th anniversary of the film.

The four models, working for a Fort Lauderdale-based talent agency, attended the press conference as escorts for Francis, the singing actress who first came to Fort Lauderdale to film “Where the Boys Are,” a 1960 movie about college students on Spring Break. Francis and her hit song of the same name have become iconic touchstones for the gay community.

The Memorial Day weekend festival, to be called “Connie Francis’ Great American Beach Party,” will commemorate the movie’s 50th anniversary in an event that Seiler said would consist of “good old-fashioned family fun.”

Seiler said the city was not involved in selecting the models and no taxpayer money was spent on the press conference.

“We didn’t have anything to do with her entourage,” Seiler said Monday.

John McLaughlin, a spokesman for Francis, said he organized the press conference and sought out models for the event through “Hot Spots,” a publication that serves South Florida’s gay community.

Below is a clip of Matthew Rush in action at Rock Hard Jocks!

Unzipped, presents the March 2010 cover featuring our Man of the Year winner, Samuel Colt. An exclusive Mustang Studios performer, Colt is as lauded for his aggressive and riveting on-screen performances as he is for his charitable works offscreen. Says Mustang Studios director of promotion, Troy Prickett, “He’s the whole package: sexy, smart, and a heart of gold.”

That sentiment was shared by readers, who voted Colt Man of the Year by a wide margin. “After seeing his assertive bedside manner in Green Door, I knew Samuel was a force to be reckoned with on-screen,” says managing editor Winston Gieseke, who interviewed Colt for the magazine. “What I wasn’t prepared for was the humble, down-to-earth, genuinely nice guy he is in real life. Everyone I spoke to had nothing but wonderful things to say about him.”

Along with Colt’s amazing layout, which was inspired by the noir-ish look of movies such as Sin City and The Spirit, the March issue features nude photo sets of the other finalists: Chris Rockway, Lucky Daniels, Bo Dean, and Jeremy Walker. Former Man of the Year Zeb Atlas also returns to Unzipped with an exclusive photo set and interview. Official Man of the Year parties will be held throughout February and March to celebrate the issue’s release.

The new Unzipped also features a sexy photo set with twink model Jayden Taylor, and a bone-popping profile on new Falcon Studios exclusive Landon Conrad. Rounding out the issue is a history of the seminal dirty man publication Straight To Hell by online editor Sean Carnage, a travel feature on San Francisco’s infamous Nob Hill Theatre by Travis Knight, and an article on the double standard gay men impose on the porn stars they idolize by James Withers.

Check out Mr. Colt in his own words- 

Exclusive videos supplementing the March issue, including an extended interview with Samuel Colt and solo scene with Zeb Atlas, will be posted on Blog.Unzipped.net/Unzipped-Videos once the issue hits newsstands. For subscriptions or more information, visit www.Unzipped.net.

ALSO, watch Samuel Colt in action below!

Michael Verdugo’s 15 minutes of porn film fame cost him his job as a Hollywood police officer and his budding career as “Mikey V” of HGTV’s Design Star.

Verdugo is fighting to get back his police job and is preparing to sue the police department for discrimination.

Hollywood Police fired Verdugo — and Design Star dumped him — after a 1996 video turned up on the Internet showing the future cop in a 15-minute bondage scene from a gay porn flick called Rope Rituals.

“I don’t regret it,” Verdugo, 35, said of his one-time appearance at age 22 in porn, three years before he became a police officer. “It was a time in my life that I wanted to explore.”

Verdugo — billed as Jeremy Wess in Rope Rituals — said he performed nude in the short scene, but didn’t engage in hardcore sex. “It was all role-playing bondage. I was tied. I used handcuffs later on in my career.”

Just after the video turned up in July 2008, Design Star uninvited Mikey V from a reunion episode. Hollywood Police put Verdugo on administrative leave with pay. An investigation followed and the department fired him in January 2009 for not disclosing on his police application that he had made the porn film. An arbitrator recently upheld the termination.

Now, Verdugo has asked his attorney, Alberto Milian, to file a civil lawsuit against Hollywood Police for wrongful termination and discrimination.

“When you’re a gay cop in a paramilitary organization like law enforcement, a lot of discrimination exists,” said Milian, a Coral Gables criminal defense attorney who also specializes in labor law for police officers and firefighters. “He was a damn good cop. This guy was an asset and there’s no doubt his talents were very useful to the people of Hollywood.”

The city denies firing Verdugo — a onetime undercover officer — because he is gay.

“This had nothing to do with Mike Verdugo’s sexuality. It had to do with his honesty. The application process to become a police officer is very arduous,” Hollywood spokeswoman Raelin Storey said.

Rope Rituals’ Jeremy Wess (L) Verdugo on Design Star (R)

We’ve all heard the term, “take one for the team”, well, here ya go!

Now that you’ve seen that! Try this!

Porn Stars, Drag Queens And Thanksgiving

Nothing says thanksgiving like drag queens and porn stars… Well at least it would if you plan to be in Fort Lauderdale from November 25th-28th! The big blonde pimpstress Chi Chi LaRue will be spinning at the ultra fab Boardwalk strip club, and if that wasn’t enough to make you trade in the pumpkin pie for dancing shoes, the sexy Visconti Triplets will be dropping trou and taking a bow LIVE on stage!

Don’t worry if you can’t make the event this year, FleshJack, Fabscout and Justusboys.com have teamed up with Boardwalk and BadPuppy to stream the whole event LIVE for you!